Tick Tock

So... school is supposed to start in a few weeks and tah dah! the money hasn't magically appeared. I've gone to the financial aid office a few times and thrown myself at their mercy, but alas it was to no avail. I haven't earned any more scholarships, but I'm still trying. Maybe I should sell blood? Or plasma? How much of that stuff will I have to sell before I can afford tuition? Will my iron deficieny work against me? Does anyone want to donate blood to me so that I can sell it? Non anemic blood please...